"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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