watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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