...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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