Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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