Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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