Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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