Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Buhtt sex?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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