operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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