the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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