oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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