Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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