This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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