I need help removing her.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I got her a Nickelback box set.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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