It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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