you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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