So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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