too bad you live with your parents still
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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