I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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