i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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