Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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