Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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