Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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