Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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