Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This is my gift to your gina
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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