Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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