omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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