My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I am naked and annoyed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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