that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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