i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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