even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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