He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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