its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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