scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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