I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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