I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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