There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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