no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
All the doctor said was why
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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