i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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