just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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