she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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