This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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