Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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