I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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