she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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