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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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