all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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