She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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