he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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