"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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