you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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